Skiing Quotes

The sun is bright and the powder bitchin’.

Author Unknown

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method.

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.

Author Unknown

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

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There’s no waiting for friends on a powder day.

Author Unknown

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.

Author Unknown

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary.

Author Unknown

The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?

Author Unknown

If you aren’t crashing, you aren’t skiing.

Author Unknown

Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that’s where the action is. If you want big air, pull my finger.

Smooth Johnson

Powder snow skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.

Dolores LaChapelle

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

Dave Barry