Skiing Quotes

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

Fridtjof Nansen

My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity.

Joely Fisher

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Dave Barry

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

Spalding Gray

Skiing is the pleasurable part of alpinism – way more pleasurable and fun than alpine climbing.

Michael Kennedy

Skiing makes me feel great, and it gives my legs such an incredible workout.

Joely Fisher

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Dave Barry

Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played – skiing, baseball, fishing – there is no greater example than golf, because you’re playing against yourself and nature.

Robert Redford

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.

Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

P.J. O’Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984

Gotta use your brain, it’s the most important part of your equipment.

Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing

When it comes to skiing, there’s a difference between what you think it’s going to be like, what it’s really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.

Author Unknown

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.

Tim Cahill

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Author Unknown

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

Erma Bombec

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Dave Barry

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright