It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.
Fridtjof Nansen
My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity.
Joely Fisher
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
Spalding Gray
Skiing is the pleasurable part of alpinism – way more pleasurable and fun than alpine climbing.
Michael Kennedy
Skiing makes me feel great, and it gives my legs such an incredible workout.
Joely Fisher
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Dave Barry
Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played – skiing, baseball, fishing – there is no greater example than golf, because you’re playing against yourself and nature.
Robert Redford
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
P.J. O’Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984
Gotta use your brain, it’s the most important part of your equipment.
Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
When it comes to skiing, there’s a difference between what you think it’s going to be like, what it’s really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.
Author Unknown
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
Tim Cahill
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
Author Unknown
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
Erma Bombec
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright