The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps.
Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
O, blest retirement! friend to life’s decline –
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Life begins at retirement.
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.